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Americans v/s Canadians

Lol!

You’ve got to read this.  Found it on GreatBong’s webpage.

The following list gives the conversion between “Old politically incorrect term” to the “New politically correct term” so that you may save yourself from fiascos like the Billu Barber “sentiment hurting” controversy.

Barber –> Hairdresser

Tailor –>Fashion Designer

Grocer–>Food Retailer

Pickpocket–>Economic Offender

Snake Oil Salesman–> Research Proposal Writer

Bonded Slave—> PhD student

Incorrigible Gossip –> Blogger

Mujra –> Item Number

Indifference–>Spirit of [insert Indian city name]

Copying–>Internalizing

Spousal Abuse–>S&M

Terrorist –>Misguided youth

Wife/Husband–> Partner

Partner –>Business Associate

Sleeping Partner–> Financier

Casting couch –>Talent show

Pakistan –> Front Line ally in the war on terror

Leching –> Aggressively Appreciating

Fat –> Healthy

Criminal–> Politician

Scary looking woman –> Woman of high moral character

Ugly looking man –> Bachelor of Engineering

Code coolie–> Software Engineer

Just a little something for the weekend…

Hilarious! Also goes to show what a versatile actor Om Puri is.

Enjoy!

Random Thoughts, Random Incidents

Check out this collection of hilarious incidents and thoughts. You would be surprised to know that all of them have actually happened.

Incident No.1
Me and a few of my friends are hanging out at CCD (Cafe Coffee Day) one fine day.

Waiter (To Purvika) : Madam, would you guys like to place you order?
Purvika (the naughty prankster that she is) : Yes, one by two coffee and one half tea.

I looked at the waiter’s expression and couldnt stop laughing for the next 5 minutes.

Incident No.2
Me to my roommate , Abhishek Rao , the guy who was born with a cold that would last forever .

Me: Sudsud (no prizes for guessing why this nick name) , spell CUPBOARD.
Sudsud : (after about 5 minutes of ‘thinking’) KABRD.

God Save the person who evaluates his VTU answer scripts.

Thought No 1
From one of the Friends episodes.

Joey : Ross, I have a science question for you. If the homosapiens are in fact HOMO sapiens , is that why they are extinct ?!

Ross: Joey, homosapiens are people.

Joey: Hey! Im not judging !

Incident No 3
One of my hostel mates, Neil , was bad at C programming . But he had to clear the lab exams. So he decided to mug up the entire lot of C programs.

Here is an eg :
Consider the code

main()
{
int bla =1;
if (bla)
{
/* do this*/
printf(“Hello”);
}
}

You would hear it from Neil in this fashion:
main…open bracket close bracket….curly open bracket… int bla equals 1 semi colon….if open bracket bla close bracket….curly open bracket…slash star do this star slash…….. (and so on…until Ctrl+F9 to compile and run the code using turbo C compiler)

Thought No 2
This is from one of Scrubs episodes.

Dr Cox is looking at an X ray that shows a light bulb stuck in the ass of one of his patients.

JD: So Dr Cox , What do we have here ?
Cox : Well lets see. Either he has a light bulb stuck up his ass or his intestine has got a great idea.

Thought No 3
Our Field theory lecturer is taking a class.
The topic is related to atomic number.

Lecturer : Atomic Number , what a fantastic concept ! It is defined as the number of atoms in a substance.

Im serious…this guy actually taught us FIELD THEORY.

Incident No 4
This happened on fine day early in the morning while we were waiting in the hostel mess for breakfast to be served.

All of a sudden, Ravi ( sort of a caretaker for the mess) comes out of the kitchen trying to drive out a dog that had spent the night sleeping in the kitchen.

Surprisingly, we were no longer hungry and decided to push off instantly.

Incident No 5
Akila , Anirudh and myself are having lunch at ‘Beijing Bites’ near college.

Akila : Hey what is so Chinese about this place anyway ? I mean after all , Beijing is the capital of Japan.

To be contd….

Dont let darkness enshroud the light in your life.

Best Friends!